Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(via pizza)

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

(via crunchier)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(via crunchier)

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(via senpai-noticed-you-so-he)

Learned how to to tie a #tie! :D Now if only I could do something about my hair… #amidoingitright #playingdressup #suitingup #ihopenoonenoticeswhattieimusing #harrypotter #ravenclaw #oops #igaveitaway

Learned how to to tie a #tie! :D Now if only I could do something about my hair… #amidoingitright #playingdressup #suitingup #ihopenoonenoticeswhattieimusing #harrypotter #ravenclaw #oops #igaveitaway

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

(via pizza)

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza


they dont make delivery



im hanging up

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up

(via l3ltch)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lifehackable:

Hack Life Here

THE refMOST VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION THIS BLOG HAS EVER PUBLISHED

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lifehackable:

Hack Life Here

THE refMOST VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION THIS BLOG HAS EVER PUBLISHED

(via l3ltch)

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

(via maj0raswrath)

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

(via piper-at-the-gates-of-dawn)

pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

image

(via maj0raswrath)

(via maj0raswrath)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via maj0raswrath)

doctorwho:

Oisin and Ronan Kang-O’Higgins (ages 10 and 8) from Seattle, WA couldn’t paint their walls, so they used painter’s tape and construction paper to make a TARDIS on the French doors in their bedroom.

doctorwho:

Oisin and Ronan Kang-O’Higgins (ages 10 and 8) from Seattle, WA couldn’t paint their walls, so they used painter’s tape and construction paper to make a TARDIS on the French doors in their bedroom.